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A farmer walks up to an outhouse and finds a man fishing around in the hole with a long stick. The farmer asks what he is doing and the man replies, "I dropped my jacket down in there and I'm trying to get it back."

The first man says, " Are you crazy? Are you really gonna wear the jacket after it's been down there?"

The second man says, "Oh, no way! But there's a sandwich in one of the pockets."

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