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Three guys wanted to attend the Olympic games but they had no tickets to the events. As they stood around watching, they noticed that the participants in the games all went in at a certain gate and that many were carrying sports gear for their event. The three began to get creative and as they looked a bit the first spotted some electrical conduit left over from construction work. He picked up a length of this pipe, walked up the the gate and said, "Pole vault" and they waved him in.
The second guy discovered a manhole cover, picked it up, walked up to the gate, said, "Discus" and they waved him in. The third guy look for some time before he spotted a roll of barbed wire. He picked this up, threw it on his shoulder, walked up to the gate and announced, "Fencing."
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