THE LONE RANGER & TONTO

You've heard about the Lone Ranger and Tonto. Tonto is the faithful Indian companion of the Lone Ranger. They were out in the desert in Texas when suddenly ten thousand Indians appeared, attacking them from the north. So they took off south. Then, ten thousand Indians cut them off from the south and so they took off east. Ten thousand Indians came from the east, so they took off west, only to be met by ten thousands indians riding in from the west. There they were: the Lone Ranger and Tonto, his Indian companion, out in the middle of forty thousand Indians with no way to go.

The Lone Ranger looked at Tonto and said, "Tonto, what are we going to do?"

Tonto looked at him and, after a pause, said "Ugh, what do you mean 'we,' white man?"

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