Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No Sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also giving you a ticket for the broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about it!"

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you've known about that for weeks."

Officer: "You're also getting a citation for not wearing a seatbelt."

Man: "I took it off when you were walking to the car!"

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear a seatbelt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT UP!"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

Wife: "No, only when he's been drinking!!!"