SAN FRANCISCO COFFIN

This guy died in San Francisco. The undertaker put him in his coffin and loaded him into the back of the hearse.

The man's wish had been to be buried in a cemetery up on a hill so he could look out over the bay. The undertaker was driving him up to that hill, and as he neared the top he hit a bump, the back door of the hearse popped open, and that coffin slid out the back.

It picked up speed as it bumped down the hill and blasted through the plate glass window of a pharmacy. The only thing that stopped it was the counter. As the coffin rammed into the counter, the force of it popped the lid off that casket. The man flopped forward in it about the time the pharmacist turned around to say, “Can I help you, Sir?”

The guy in the casket said, “Yeah, I'm just looking for something to help me stop this coffin.”

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