‣ Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found ‣ hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without ‣ wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never ‣ thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always ‣ finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended ‣ measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee ‣ breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no ‣ vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound ‣ knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be ‣ classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be ‣ dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be ‣ promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be ‣ executed as soon as possible. Regards, Project Leader KEEP READING...
Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo
Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote Regards, Project Leader |
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