While showing off his new apartment to friends one night, a drunk man led the way to his bedroom where there was a huge clock on the wall with a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked one of the guests. "Why, that's the talking clock," the man replied. "How does it work?" asked a second friend. "Watch," the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For heaven’s sake, you jerk, it's 2 a.m. in the morning!" |
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