A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes in with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?!?!" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" "Nine..." |
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