OVERBOARD

A banker and his wife were out sailing with a group of friends when an unexpected squall rocked the boat, typing both the banker and his wife overboard.

The banker's friend see their plight grabbed the only available life preserver. Not knowing how well the banker's wife could swim, he shouted to the banker, "Can you float alone?"

"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."

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