EXPRESS DENTISTRY

Higlemire and his wife entered the dentist's office. "I want a tooth pulled," he said. "We're in a big hurry, so let's not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff."

"You're a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"

"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.

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