MOTHER-IN-LAW

A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, "for $150 we can bury your mother-in-law here or for $5000 we can ship her back home to be buried. The man replies, "Oh I will definitely have her shipped back home because if I remember correctly awhile back a man was buried here and after 3 days he came back to life".